Insult Your Man
- A year's supply of insults
- For husbands, boyfriends and male partners
- Adult humour with absolutely no practical value
- A funny present for birthdays, Christmas or revenge
Our ADULT HUMOUR BOOKS are packed with insults for the people you love enough to see the funny side or you just need some cheap FUNNY GIFTS or JOKE BOOKS to try and hide your contempt for them and they arrive quickly which is ideal because you left buying gifts for the office arse to the last minute.
Two comedy books for adults who appreciate rude jokes, inappropriate gifts and the occasional carefully constructed personal attack.
A few examples from the books before you spend actual money on them.
Looking for funny presents, humorous gifts, gag gifts or simply something unusual? Summar Sole produces adult humour books for people who would rather receive a good laugh than another completely unnecessary scented candle.
They also work particularly well as rude gifts, novelty gifts and inappropriate gifts for friends and relatives who really should know better.
This website is shamelessly promoting two of our funny books “Insult Your Man – A Year's Worth of Abuse” and “Mechanic Insults – A Year's Worth of Abuse”. Two allegedly funny gifts that could be used as gag gifts, especially if you use them to stop someone talking.
We had to go this route because the likes of the BBC and CNN didn't consider them to be “newsworthy” enough to give them air time. They said the barber shop is the only place we could get any hair time because they were less breaking news and closer to breaking wind.
We tried approaching The New York Times Best Seller but they said they would call the police if we carried on sliding copies under their office toilet cubicle doors and the Swedish Academy said they were worthy of the literary Nobel piece of crap award.
We hired a publicist and they confusingly said we needed to get as many “i”s on our joke books as possible so we piled loads on in the form of alphabet fridge magnets.
After explaining he meant eyes, he then suggested we needed some buzz linked to our unusual gifts so we stuck pictures of Aldrin and Lightyear to them. When that didn't work, we tried getting the books in front of the right people but the Nazi sympathisers were not interested. Our exasperated publicist tried one last time and said to try more exposure. They quit when we turned up to their office naked.
The new publicist suggested giving some books away covered in blended chickpeas and garlic but when we showed him the mock ups he shouted “I said HUMOUROUS NOT HUMMUS GIFTS”. The communication mix up explains their outright rejection of our Tampax idea because they said funny and we heard fanny.
We had a meeting to put all our cards on the table, and I reckon I won with 1 debit, 3 credit, a birthday, SD and sim. At this point the accountant said we needed sales so I used the credit cards to buy some windsurfers. He quit when I presented the receipts saying I put the more into moronic. As a desperate measure I remembered that they say good things come to those who are over weight so we hired a few fatties for good luck.
Now you can see why we setup a website to sell our adult humour books that could double for unusual gift ideas or be mistaken for inappropriate gifts.